Tag Archives: Humor

I Should Have Worn Matching Socks.

image

It’s 6:25 PM, and I’m sitting in a hospital bed, slightly cold but very happy that I have my “phablet” with me to help pass the time.

I’ve been feeling like general crappola the last couple of weeks, and then today I felt so incredibly sick that I had to leave work and come straight here for a barrage of tests.  I’d post a pic of my IV, but I wouldn’t want to chase away my squeamish readers.

Getting back to the socks…

As I sit here, I can’t help but think, “So this is why my mom always told me to wear matching socks and to never leave the house without underwear.”  At least I got the latter part right. Plus, the socks are at least in the same color family (See Photo Above) A yin and yang if you will.

Lesson learned.

In related news, I should probably tie my humor and boredom into something tech related.  So how’s this for you…

There’s a cool app called Patient Journal available from the iTunes Store.

(Yes folks, hell hath frozen over…I am posting about something non-Android related.)  Maybe I hit my head too.

This app just might make your next hospital stay a tad more comfortable and maybe even safer.  One benefit is that it’s a great way to keep track of all medication given and procedures performed.

Now, I shall go and peruse the Google Play Store to find its Android equivalent.

Gosh it’s cold in here. Brrrrrr!

P.S. I had some hospital selfies that I was tempted to post, but I didn’t want to make BuzzFeed’s next “Worst Types of Selfies” list.

Advertisements

How to Get Adobe Flash Player Back on Your Android Phone

Adobe Flash Android

I’ve done my share of flashing…

ROMS of course!!!

What in the world were you thinking?!  This isn’t a Spring Break post.  I mean, it’s not even March for goodness sake!

That being said, with the advent of Jelly Bean, many an Android users have noticed some of their favorite websites no longer loading on their devices.  This is because Adobe decided to ix-nay their support of flash player on Android devices a while back.

So, your first reaction is to go to the Google Play Store and download some sort of Flash Player – Problem solved, Right?  Wrong!  The latest version will, in fact work, but you need to download it via an APK file (see definition here) and download it manually.  This isn’t as hard as it sounds.

First, you will need to enable downloads from unknown sources.  To do this go to SETTINGS > SECURITY > and make sure there’s a check next to “UNKNOWN SOURCES.”

Disclaimer: Installing third-party software means taking risks with your device and/or personal information. You will be responsible for any issues caused by the installation, and should only proceed if you are prepared to deal with these possible consequences.

The most recent APK file can be downloaded here.  I suggest visiting this site and downloading this file right on your device itself.  Once it is downloaded you can drag your notification bar down and tap to install it or use a file explorer ( I use Astro File Manager) to find and install the file on your device.  Once installed, you will need to use a browser that still supports it (Firefox and Dolphin being two that come to mind).  If you need to download them just head to the Google Play Store to do so.  Enjoy!

Little Things . . .

It's the Little Android Things

My disclaimer for this post is the following:

You will not gain any sort of substantial knowledge from continuing to read this.  I repeat, you will not learn anything.  In fact, you may actually find that you just wasted about 30 seconds of your life.  If you’re ok with this then read on, but don’t say I didn’t warn you.

So, after reading the title of this post, you can probably guess it doesn’t take much to amuse me.  Let’s say, if I had just discovered the secret to world peace in one hand and a teeny tiny turquoise paperclip strewn with coral-colored polka dots in the other, I’d probably think to myself, “How in the world did they get those tiny polka dots on there!?  That’s so cool!”  Yup, the little thing will win nearly every time.  That being said…

In your Samsung Galaxy [insert recent device name here], follow this pathing:

Settings > About Phone > Then this is where the magic happens folks!

About Phone Samsung Galaxy Note 2

Once you are on the “About Phone” screen tap 3 times on “Android Version.”  A screen will pop displaying the image of your device’s Android dessert-themed OS.

Can you guess mine?

Android Jelly Bean

You would think that once figuring this out, I’d do it once, maaaaybe twice and then stop. We can pretend this is how it went down and call it a day.  How awesomely cute is this!?!  I mean who randomly goes through their phone screens tapping things multiple times to see what happens?  ::Raises Hand:: This girl.  Actually, I have a pretty good explanation, because I was trying to help someone who posted a developer options menu question on here, and this kinda just happened.  I’m not gonna lie, I was ecstatic when it did though.

I can’t help but wonder, does this occur on other manufacturer’s devices (HTC, Motorola, etc)?  I’d be curious to know.  Please comment below if you are equally as intrigued by the “little things” and don’t mind wasting a micronic* moment of your existence.  Thanks!

* I just now invented this word.

micronic |ˈmīˌkrän,ik|

adjective

a word used to describe something very small.  A unit of measurement.

ORIGIN late 19th cent.: from Greek mikron, neuter of mikros ‘small.’

Technical Support Flow Chart (Funny)

I found this photo online on  xkcd.com and absolutely had to share it!  Yep, this pretty much sums up the majority of my day…

Tech Support Flow Chart (Funny)

So umm yea…sometimes when us “experts” look like we are busy at work solving your CATASTROPHIC technical problems we are either:

  1. Surfing the web
  2. Placing last minute bids on ebay
  3. Following this flow chart, which includes both pressing random buttons until we figure out a smart sounding way to explain whats “wrong” with your device, whilst hoping that you will not question it and/or googling how to fix it, thus resulting in us looking like the “experts” that we “are”.

::Pats self on back:: It’s all in a day’s work.